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 No, it's not a joke! In addition to a kick-ass photo-op with the World's Most Giant (Motorized?) Shopping Cart, Miss Food City receives $500 cash and additional prizes! The 2008 Miss Food City will serve as the K-VA-T Food Stores representative throughout the year at races and race-related events (including the Nextel Cup Food City 500!!) The reigning Miss Food City, Britney Hagy, will present the crown to this year's winner! Count me in! Here's my application: *waves* Hi, y'all, I'm Carlmaclovin! I'd like to be Miss Food City because, unlike some of the other pageant contestants, I actually eat food. Some of my fave foods are sammitches, freedom fries, frozen pizza that you can cook by yourself in the oven, those Fun-Size Snickers candy bars, Nerds Rope, and Ben & Jerry's ice cream... Sometimes I play with food, too. FOOD FIGHT! I feel like these things qualify me as a serious contender to be Miss Food City. I think the #1 way to achieve World Peace is with food. Let's face it - happy people are full people. And happy people don't start wars. So, by having a grocery store on every block in the entire world, I think we can make World Peace happen. I'm also under the impression that former Miss Food City winners have dated NASCAR drivers, including Kasey Kahne. This is pretty much the reason I'm entering this contest. I like Kasey Kahne just as much as I like food, but if I had to choose between the two, I'd pick Kasey. Because I could just nibble on him, he is so gorgeous! Plus, there's certain foods... like chocolate syrup... that I'd simply love to eat off Kasey's delicious body!! Um... Where was I going with this? Right. Vote for me as Miss Food City 2008!! And in other news: Dale Jr is what I call Sometimes-Hot. Sometimes he is very hot. Sometimes he's While I'm contemplating the merits of stepping into a shower with bears if it meant Junior looking hot, here's a video. I think it's pretty new: Both stories from This... | ||||||||
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